If I had $1000000,
I would kick back scream and holler.
By a car for all my friends,
By myself a Mercedes Benz.
Buy a mansion where we all could live,
None of us would give a shit.
Party till the Sun comes up,
Party till the Sun Goes Down,
Party everywhere in town.
Then when all the money is gone,
I'd make a million off of singing this song.
Corvettes, Jaguars, Porsches too,
One for me, one for you.
Exotic vacations too far off lands,
Lying on the beach getting a tan.
What a life this would be,
Instead of 1 million make that three.
Notes: this was not dated but I'm suspecting it's from 1982 to 1984, so just a funny little ditty we'll say.