Saturday, June 13, 2026

Side Door Saint ~ Poetry / Lyrics ~ Stereo Types Stereotypes

Side door saint.
Side door saint.
Sigh drawer guard.
Sigh drawer guard.

Smoke in the alley.
Smoke in the alley.
Truth in the yard.
Truth in the yard.

He knows who owes.
He knows who lied.
He knows who came in.
He knows who cried.

Side door saint.
Side door saint.
Middle of the music.
Middle of the music.

Halfway outside.
Halfway outside.
Still holding the song.
Still holding the song.

He does not need the center.
He does not need the throne.
He stands where the weather
Can speak to him alone.

He knows the back entrance.
He knows the loose hinge.
He knows when the party
Is starting to singe.

Side door saint.
Side door saint.
Sigh drawer guard.
Sigh drawer guard.

Smoke in the alley.
Smoke in the alley.
Truth in the yard.
Truth in the yard.

The singer works the spotlight.
The guitarist chases flame.
The drummer owns the timeline
And remembers every name.

The bass player holds the building.
The wizard bends the air.
The sound guy guards the volume
With an unforgiving stare.

But the side door saint is watching
Where the room begins to split.
He sees the joke turn sideways.
He knows who started it.

He knows who owes.
He knows who lied.
He knows who came in.
He knows who cried.

Side door saint.
Side door saint.
Middle of the music.
Middle of the music.

Halfway outside.
Halfway outside.
Still holding the song.
Still holding the song.

Jack-AL heard “side door saint”
As “sigh drawer guard.”
Now the caption has a dresser
Standing holy in the yard.

Jack-AL heard “truth in the alley”
As “tooth in the rally.”
Now the punks are marching sideways
With a molar on a trolley.

No.
No.
That is not the verse.
That is not the card.

But the crowd is already chanting
Sigh drawer guard.

Side door saint.
Side door saint.
Sigh drawer guard.
Sigh drawer guard.

Smoke in the alley.
Smoke in the alley.
Truth in the yard.
Truth in the yard.

He is the witness.
He is the hinge.
He is the hand
On the edge of the fringe.

He is the quiet.
He is the sign.
He is the one
Who sees the line.

He is the warning.
He is the grin.
He is the one
Who lets truth in.

He is not leaving.
He is not gone.
Halfway outside.
Still holding the song.

Side door saint.
Side door saint.
Middle of the music.
Middle of the music.

Halfway outside.
Halfway outside.
Still holding the song.
Still holding the song.

When the fight starts brewing,
He sees it in the shoulders.
When the lie starts moving,
He feels the room get colder.

When the singer starts preaching,
He looks toward the van.
When the guitarist gets holy,
He counts every man.

When the drummer gets quiet,
The night better behave.
When the sound guy says nothing,
The whole room gets brave.

When the merch table freezes,
The law has arrived.
When the side door saint nods,
The song stays alive.

He knows who owes.
He knows who lied.
He knows who came in.
He knows who cried.

Side door saint.
Side door saint.
Middle of the music.
Middle of the music.

Halfway outside.
Halfway outside.
Still holding the song.
Still holding the song.

One foot in the alley.
One foot in the room.
One hand on the handle.
One eye on the doom.

One laugh for the madness.
One smoke for the past.
One truth for the doorway
That the song could not ask.

Side door saint.
Side door saint.
Sigh drawer guard.
Sigh drawer guard.

Smoke in the alley.
Smoke in the alley.
Truth in the yard.
Truth in the yard.

He does not shout.
He does not pose.
He does not need
What the spotlight knows.

He does not beg.
He does not chase.
He simply stands
In the threshold place.

Halfway out.
Halfway in.
Halfway mercy.
Halfway sin.

Halfway smoke.
Halfway song.
Halfway gone.
Still along.

Side door saint.
Side door saint.
Middle of the music.
Middle of the music.

Halfway outside.
Halfway outside.
Still holding the song.
Still holding the song.

The door swings open.
The door swings closed.
The band keeps playing.
The alley knows.

The door swings open.
The door swings closed.
The truth gets chilly.
The cigarette glows.

Side door saint.
Side door saint.
He saw it.
He saw it.

Side door saint.
Side door saint.
He knows.
He knows.


Bass Player Missing Again ~ Poetry / Lyrics ~ Stereo Types Stereotypes

Bass player missing again.

Bass player missing again.
Bass player fishing again.
Bass player fishing again.

Check the corner.
Check the van.
Check the shadows.
Check the stand.

He was there the whole time.
He was there the whole time.
Holding down the low end.
Holding down the low end.

Nobody saw him.
Nobody saw him.
Everybody felt him.
Everybody felt him.

Bass player missing again.
Bass player missing again.
The floor came back.
The floor came back.

He does not need the spotlight.
He does not need the flame.
He does not need the singer
Mispronouncing his name.

He does not need the solo.
He does not need the air.
He just stands near the thunder
Like the thunder put him there.

Bass player missing again.
Bass player missing again.
Bass player fishing again.
Bass player fishing again.

Check the corner.
Check the van.
Check the shadows.
Check the stand.

The guitarist took the treble.
The singer took the room.
The drummer took the schedule
And beat it into doom.

The keyboard wizard shimmered.
The side door saint leaned in.
The sound guy moved one fader
And the bass became the skin.

He was there the whole time.
He was there the whole time.
Holding down the low end.
Holding down the low end.

Nobody saw him.
Nobody saw him.
Everybody felt him.
Everybody felt him.

Bass player missing again.
Bass player missing again.
The floor came back.
The floor came back.

Jack-AL heard “missing again”
As “fishing again.”
Now the caption shows a river
Where the chorus should begin.

Jack-AL heard “low end”
As “glow hen.”
Now a chicken made of lightning
Is returning to the pen.

No.
No.
That is not the lyric.
That is not the plan.

But the crowd is already chanting
Glow hen in the van.

Bass player missing again.
Bass player missing again.
Bass player fishing again.
Bass player fishing again.

Check the corner.
Check the van.
Check the shadows.
Check the stand.

He is not gone.
He is not late.
He is not lost.
He is weight.

He is not loud.
He is not vain.
He is not flash.
He is rain.

He is not smoke.
He is not glass.
He is not show.
He is mass.

He is the line
Under the line.
He is the time
Under the time.

Bass player missing again.
Bass player missing again.
The floor came back.
The floor came back.

When the bass drops out,
The room gets thin.
When the bass comes back,
The bodies come in.

When the bass drops out,
The jokes get small.
When the bass comes back,
The song has walls.

When the bass drops out,
The singer can tell.
When the bass comes back,
The van runs well.

When the bass drops out,
The drummer looks mean.
When the bass comes back,
The whole thing leans.

He was there the whole time.
He was there the whole time.
Holding down the low end.
Holding down the low end.

Nobody saw him.
Nobody saw him.
Everybody felt him.
Everybody felt him.

Bass player missing again.
Bass player missing again.
The floor came back.
The floor came back.

He speaks in root notes.
He speaks in glue.
He says six words total
And four of them are true.

He knows where one is.
He knows where four.
He knows when the singer
Should stop talking more.

He knows when the guitarist
Has wandered too high.
He knows when the drummer
Is counting with his eye.

He knows when the room
Is about to break loose.
He knows when Jack-AL
Has damaged the truth.

Bass player missing again.
Bass player missing again.
Bass player fishing again.
Bass player fishing again.

Check the corner.
Check the van.
Check the shadows.
Check the stand.

He was there the whole time.
He was there the whole time.
Holding down the low end.
Holding down the low end.

Nobody saw him.
Nobody saw him.
Everybody felt him.
Everybody felt him.

Bass player missing again.
Bass player missing again.
The floor came back.
The floor came back.

One.
Two.
Low.
Go.

Three.
Four.
Floor.
More.

Five.
Six.
Glue.
Sticks.

Seven.
Eight.
Bass is weight.

Bass player missing again.
Bass player missing again.
The floor came back.
The floor came back.

Do not panic.
Do not yell.
Do not ask the singer.
He cannot tell.

Do not blame the van.
Do not blame the light.
Listen to the room.
He is holding it tight.

Bass player missing again.
Bass player missing again.
Bass player fishing again.
Bass player fishing again.

He was there the whole time.
He was there the whole time.
He was there the whole time.
Again.