Saturday, June 13, 2026

Jack-AL Did It ~ Poetry / Lyrics ~ Stereo Types Stereotypes

Jack-AL did it.
Jack-AL did it.
Wrong words ringing
And the whole room hit it.

Jack-AL did it.
Jack-AL did it.
Broke the caption
But the chorus fit it.

Nude magicians.
Nude magicians.
Turnip gown.
Turnip gown.

Fought the grass.
Fought the grass.
Fishing down.
Fishing down.

Lizard remorse.
Lizard remorse.
Modest moose.
Modest moose.

Crash nap gnome.
Crash nap gnome.
Jack-AL loose.
Jack-AL loose.

I improved it.
I improved it.
You misproved it.
You misproved it.

Jack-AL did it.
Jack-AL did it.
Everybody knows
But nobody admits it.

Jack-AL did it.
Jack-AL did it.
Wrong words ringing
And the whole room hit it.

The singer said,
“That is not the line.”
Jack-AL said,
“It is better this time.”

The guitarist said,
“That ruined my tone.”
Jack-AL said,
“Tone is never alone.”

The drummer said,
“Count it straight.”
Jack-AL said,
“County steak.”

County steak.
County steak.
Now the crowd wants dinner
And the band is late.

No.
No.
That is not the phrase.
But the crowd is already
Singing it for days.

Jack-AL did it.
Jack-AL did it.
Broke the caption
But the chorus fit it.

Nude magicians.
Turnip gown.
Fought the grass.
Fishing down.

Lizard remorse.
Modest moose.
Crash nap gnome.
Jack-AL loose.

The bass player said nothing.
The bass player knew.
One wrong word
Can become more true.

The wizard saw a portal
In the bad subtitle.
The side door saint said,
“That feels vital.”

The sound guy frowned.
The sound guy quit.
Then saved the mix
Because Jack-AL did it.

Jack-AL did it.
Jack-AL did it.
Wrong words ringing
And the whole room hit it.

Jack-AL did it.
Jack-AL did it.
Broke the caption
But the chorus fit it.

The joke got loose.
The room got loud.
The wrong words jumped
Straight into the crowd.

The band got blamed.
The shirt got made.
The sticker sold out
By the end of the day.

Jack-AL did it.
Jack-AL did it.
Nobody planned it.
Everybody bit it.

Jack-AL did it.
Jack-AL did it.
The words went crooked
And the whole song lit it.

Say it wrong.
Say it loud.
Say it twice
To the laughing crowd.

Say it wrong.
Say it true.
The mistake is now
Part of you.

Nude magicians.
Nude magicians.
Turnip gown.
Turnip gown.

Lizard remorse.
Lizard remorse.
Crash nap gnome.
Crash nap gnome.

Jack-AL did it.
Jack-AL did it.
Broke the caption
But the chorus fit it.

Jack-AL did it.
Jack-AL did it.
Wrong words ringing
And the whole room hit it.

I improved it.
I improved it.
You misproved it.
You misproved it.

Jack-AL did it.
Jack-AL did it.
The caption was wrong.
The joke was right.

Jack-AL did it.
Jack-AL did it.
The band was confused.
The crowd sang all night.


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