Venmo Venmo.
Venmo Venmo.
Gas money gotta go.
Gas money gotta go.
Always late to the show.
Always late to the show.
Venmo Venmo.
Venmo Venmo.
Split the toll.
Split the fries.
Split the dream.
Split the lies.
Payment note says band emergency.
Payment note says band emergency.
Jack-AL reads it wrong.
Jack-AL reads it wrong.
Venmo Venmo.
Venmo Venmo.
Gas money gotta go.
Gas money gotta go.
The drummer paid the pump again.
The singer lost his card.
The guitarist said, “I’ll get you back,”
Which hit the drummer hard.
The bass player sent eleven.
The wizard sent a spell.
The side door saint sent twenty
And a cigarette as well.
Venmo Venmo.
Venmo Venmo.
Always late to the show.
Always late to the show.
Split the toll.
Split the fries.
Split the dream.
Split the lies.
Jack-AL heard “Venmo Venmo”
As “Van more, van more.”
Now the caption wants a vehicle
We cannot afford.
Van more, van more.
Van more, van more.
The old one’s coughing
By the side door.
No.
No.
That is not the phrase.
But the crowd is chanting
Van more for days.
Venmo Venmo.
Venmo Venmo.
Gas money gotta go.
Gas money gotta go.
Five for gas.
Ten for toll.
Twenty for the drummer
With a road-worn soul.
Thirty for the tow light.
Forty for the tire.
Fifty if the singer
Sets his phone on fire.
Venmo Venmo.
Venmo Venmo.
Always late to the show.
Always late to the show.
Payment note says band emergency.
Payment note says band emergency.
Jack-AL reads it wrong.
Jack-AL reads it wrong.
The singer sends a heart emoji.
The drummer sends a bill.
The guitarist sends a lightning bolt
And says he always will.
The bass player sends it quietly.
The wizard sends it strange.
The sound guy sends one dollar
Marked “make no further change.”
Venmo Venmo.
Venmo Venmo.
Gas money gotta go.
Gas money gotta go.
No van.
No show.
No cash.
No go.
No toll.
No fries.
No dream.
No lies.
Venmo Venmo.
Venmo Venmo.
Split the toll.
Split the fries.
Venmo Venmo.
Venmo Venmo.
Split the dream.
Split the lies.
Jack-AL says, “Van more.”
Jack-AL says, “Van more.”
The drummer says, “Pay me.”
The van says, “Door.”
Venmo Venmo.
Venmo Venmo.
Gas money gotta go.
Gas money gotta go.
Always late to the show.
Always late to the show.
Venmo Venmo.
Venmo Venmo.
Send it now.
Send it now.
Do not say you forgot.
Send it now.
Send it now.
Exposure pays us not.
Venmo Venmo.
Venmo Venmo.
Gas money gotta go.
Gas money gotta go.
Venmo Venmo.
Venmo Venmo.
The drummer already knows.
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