first of all, Eddie's keyboard only has capitals on it LOL. Ever since he has been on Facebook every single letter he has typed has always been a capital been without that information first...well... Background story always makes the coming story a little easier to digest and understand.
Most of all...
Happy Birthday Eddie Deezen, my friend.
A message to all of Eddie Deezen's friends....................
This message is not from Eddie Deezen.
Obviously not, because, as we all know, Eddie only writes his posts in all caps.
Hi. My name is Bill Smith, I am a friend of Eddie's.
Eddie is out right now, and if I know Eddie, he's probably either doing charity work or he's out raising money for some worthy cause.
As most of you know, Eddie has a birthday coming up in a few days.
I thought we should all thank Eddie for the selfless posts he posts on Facebook every day to amuse, enchant and delight us all.
And what's the best way to do that?
With money, of course.
Eddie takes time out from his busy life to post his posts, while he could be out with one of his scores of young, sexy female admirers.
I love Eddie's posts, those hilarious jokes he always writes by himself and never steals.
And the marvelous pictures he helps himself to from other Facebook member's pages and posts and takes the credit for.
I propose we all contribute to The Eddie Deezen Birthday Fund.
Just fill in a blank of your choice to contribute your fair share.
I wish to give Eddie:
_ $50.00
_ $75.00
_ $100.00
_ $200.00
_ $250.00
_ More
Remember, all payments can be made in cash, check, credit cards or money orders.
No IOU's will be accepted, you cheap bastards.
Let's make Eddie's birthday a happy one this year.
Thank you, Sincerely, Eddie Deezen's friend, Bill Smith.
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